Jon and Kate Gosselin continue their march towards the dissolution of their marriage without any regard for their eight children, who obviously would have been better off if their parents had stayed in a loveless marriage where Kate acted like an unbalanced harpy and Jon grew increasingly passive-aggressive to counter her shrillness.
The new arrangement where Kate goes on extended book tours and Jon dresses like a douchebag and hits on 20-year-olds is clearly harming the children, who stay at home with a nanny that they more than likely call “mom.”
Thankfully, the Duggar family of 18 Kids and Counting fame has announced intentions to produce at least eight more children in the next three years to counter the effects of Jon and Kate’s attack on traditional values. The new additions to the Duggar family are expected to go to church, respect traditional values and dress like extras from Little House on the Prarie.
Good news for the eight kids of Jon Gosselin and his estranged wife, Kate — the stars of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ have made some progress in their divorce negotiations.
Jon’s lawyers had given Kate a deadline to explain where she put $80,000 from TLC that Jon claimed had “gone missing” when they announced their separation in June.
Then Jon and Kate bought themselves new cars to celebrate the split — and each blamed the other for blowing too much cash.
John Marcotte is a firm believer in traditional family values. He currently opposes government-funded death panels, Obama talking to children and MSNBC's entire prime-time line-up. 
The Duggers should take custody of the Gosselin 8, that way when Jeb, Jed, Jeremy, Jenna, Jana, Jonah, and Jughead get old enough they can continue to foster their values in a “Big Love” style compound and procreate little curtain wearing children of the corn together.
The other major sin is that Jon is a Juche Communist and not a true God-fearing Palin-worshipping Christian.
I’m so glad that the Duggars are reproducing so much. Sarah Palin, bless her heart, gave birth to only 5 children before her ovaries gave out. Thankfully her tweener children are all pregnant and giving birth to more Christian babies.
Man… those kids are cute… really cute… awww… Makes you want to just take em home…
Children are born sinners. The sperm and egg were also sinners. Therefore we should ban procreation. In about 160 years (remembering the old farts who eat yogurt and live to 120) there would be no more people, and then we wouldn’t have to worry about all this stuff!
I think “Jon Minus Nine” is a catchier way to put it.