The local ABC affiliate News10 took time out from destroying the moral fabric of America with via the oversexed Jezebels of Desperate Housewives to conduct an interview with me about the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act.
Liberal elitist reporter George Warren tried to pigeonhole the entire anti-divorce movement as some sort of absurd joke, but despite his leading questions and out-of-context editing, I think our message got through.



When can I start passing petitions?
Keep fighting the righteous fight, John. Dishonorable, sinning heathens will always face the hellfires for their wicked, hypocritical ways.
I would like to be involved in wording the language for this referendum, to make sure an exemption for conservative, Christian men with a wide stance is included.
Saw you on Headline News this morning (Saturday). Great interview!
Can you clarify “wide stance” for me, Joe? I just keep thinking it has something to do with rickets.
Mary: A wide stance simply means your enormous package forces you to go all bow-legged and spend inordinate amounts of time in public restroom stalls. A completely normal, well-documented condition.
Oh! I was right! That’s called rickets, Joe, FYI. That’s what Larry Craig had and why he had to do all those weird movements in that men’s room.
I’ve met Larry Craig… Larry Craig is my “friend”… and Madam… you are no Larry Craig
When Marriage is outlawed only OUTLAWS will have INLAWS!!!