Pat Robertson understands traditional values — perhaps better than anyone else. The conservative evangelical founder of the 700 Club knows that women should submit to their husbands, that God thinks that assassinating foreign leaders is OK and that evangelical Christians in the liberal United States are just like Jews in Nazi Germany.*
But Pat is a tolerant man. He spoke of the redemptive quality of God’s love when confronted with the evils of men having their timbers shivered by Jack Sparrow at Disney World during “Gay Days.”
I would warn Orlando that you’re right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don’t think I’d be waving those flags in God’s face if I were you, This is not a message of hate — this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It’ll bring about terrorist bombs; it’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor.
It is precisely because of Pat’s stronger-than-average grasp of traditional values, that I was thrilled to find out that we were the lead news story on Pat’s Christian Broadcast Network! I was so excited that I could have kissed Pat — and maybe taken him for a trip on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.
*All real Pat Robertson positions
John Marcotte is a firm believer in traditional family values. He currently opposes government-funded death panels, Obama talking to children and MSNBC's entire prime-time line-up. 
Red T-shirts for Anaheim’s gay days!
Didn’t they steal this entire story and all footage right off of CNN? Did they have permission to rebroadcast the entire story while just re-recording the voiceover…?
They didn’t seem to take a stand for or against. I was hoping to see more support from evangelical leaders for this.
The evangelical leaders (almost all heterosexual men) don’t have the time; they’re busy condemning the true threats to our civilization, gay marriage and abortion. It’s an enormous sacrifice for straight men to avoid homosexuality and abortion, but such is the moral fortitude of our evangelical leaders.
“It’s an enormous sacrifice for straight men to avoid homosexuality and abortion…”
LMAO! Straight men don’t “avoid” homosexuality – they just aren’t interested in other men. Or are you referring to the fantasies so many straight men seem to have of watching lesbians make love?
And I can’t think of one man, straight or gay, who has ever had an abortion.
But of course, you knew that…
We heterosexual men are simply superior to women and gays because we choose to never have abortions or engage in homosexual lifestyles. That is why straight men will go to Heaven, while many women and all gays will go straight to Hell.
Yes, as a matter of fact CBN did “repurpose” the story from KXTV News10 by way of CNN.
As I told John, I consider plagiarism the sincerest form of flattery.
So it’s “repurpose” not “stealing” ?
That’s good because the bible only mentions stealing as a no no…
Alimony is meant to be between one man and one woman.
you people are so closed minded…..wake up and smell the new generation….we are in 2009. Society is changing and it will keep changing. Get over yourselves, a person should marry because of love, it doesn’t matter who marries as long as they do it for the right reason. Stay out of other peoples lives and fix your own. The generation of 2009 will not let you people tell others how to live there lives…so open your eyes and if you don’t want to and are still being ignorant well then start getting use to it…or stay in your house and never come out…!!!!!!! power to freedom, and freedom of religion, power to love. Adulturyis caused by 70% of straight marriages and the reason why the divorce rate is up is all thanks to straights…do your math!!!!
This allegation on Mr. Robertson sounds awfully familiar…
Roy Grutman: Yeah, Jerry, he’s suing you.
Jerry Falwell: He’s suing me?! For heaven’s sakes, on what grounds?
Roy Grutman: Well, you xeroxed his ad, and you sent it out in a million fundraiser letters.
Jerry Falwell: Yeah, so?
Roy Grutman: But you didn’t get his permission. And that’s copyright infringement.
Jerry Falwell: The depth of his depravity sickens me.
Pat Robertson is my rent boy.
The gays are coming for your marriages. AND WE’RE GOING TO EAT THEM!