The BBC is reporting that couples in Chongqing, China’s biggest provincial municipality, will not be allowed to divorce during the eight-day celebration of 60 years of communist rule. But that weddings will continue unabated. This is clearly an attempt by the Chinese leapfrog our own anti-divorce initiatives and to seize the lead in promoting traditional values. A Chinese ban on divorce — coupled with loosening the “one child per family” rule — would allow the Chinese to dominate the planet with sheer numbers.
We are doing our best to keep up, but we can’t keep relying on the Duggar family. Eventually, that woman will simply run out of eggs to fertilize. And strategies such as promoting “abstinence only” sex education and distributing Jagermeister and slutty Halloween costumes to our nation’s universities are just stopgap measures at best.
So getting a divorce not only makes the baby Jesus cry, it also threatens our very national security.
I couldn’t agree more. There aren’t enough gay and infertile couples in the North American continent to adopt all those Chinese babies.
I agree Arnold, methinks we need to start a clone army of Angelina Jolie’s!!
Once all those Chinese babies grow up, they’ll turn into consumers. They’ll be using up all the goods that China produces. There won’t be anything left to export to the United States!! Our stores will be empty and desolate.. much like the wombs of our unmarried American women.
Can’t we just forcibly adopt all those chinese babies?
I’ll contact Angelina Jolie immediately.
No Chinese imports? Where are we going to go for all of our lead paint? Drat!
China is a Godless country that needs the Power of Jesus Christ in order to develop into one of God’s favored nations. In fact, the economic rise has paralleled the rise in evangelical Christianity which has spread in this benighted land, and to which it owes its growth in prosperity. China’s God-loving daughters, like Tila Tequila and that chick from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, should move to the U.S. as a protest to their country’s heathen ignorance of Jesus.
What about the children? Won’t anyone think of the children?????? Amen.
No one ever cares about THE CHILDREN!!!
At least not after they are born.
I heard that chinese people are hatched from eggs, more like birds than christians. I think it wil only be a matter of time until the chinese take over the world. How are we going to keep up having one or 2 babies at a time when the chinese can hatch dozens at a time? I can’t believe the mainstream media is not giving more attention to this.
TheGC, I heard about that, too. This egg issue is a serious problem! I heard a brilliant saying once, “Don’t ever get into a land war in China.” When you enemy can spawn 20 soldiers at a time, that’s exponentially more brilliant! I think the MSM is probably run by a bunch of hippie liberal pseudo-Communists that would be just fine with a Chinese-run planet. We need to start voicing our opinion that this is NOT OK! Write your senators, everybody! Send email! Let’s start some petitions! Shut down MSNBC!
I am sick and tired of the liberal gotcha media elite ignoring the TRUE problems of this country and constantly whining about war, health care, climate change and other worthless topics.
The fact that the Chinese can spawn like that and take over America and all of its freedoms is something that at least real journalists, like Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck, will talk about.
Tired of us being left in the dark by the LIBERALS!
That’s why Obama doesn hav a brith cerfittikat he hatched an egg.
8 whole days of no divorce eh? Indeed it seems they are jumping right on your crazy train…sheesh
you people are so closed minded…..wake up and smell the new generation….we are in 2009. Society is changing and it will keep changing. Get over yourselves, a person should marry because of love, it doesn’t matter who marries as long as they do it for the right reason. Stay out of other peoples lives and fix your own. The generation of 2009 will not let you people tell others how to live there lives…so open your eyes and if you don’t want to and are still being ignorant well then start getting use to it…or stay in your house and never come out…!!!!!!! power to freedom, and freedom of religion, power to love. Adulturyis caused by 70% of straight marriages and the reason why the divorce rate is up is all thanks to straights…do your math!!!!
Oh Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, What you are probably not mature enough to understand is that human nature sometimes requires a gentle nudge towards moral purity from society at large. As individuals, we can’t be depended upon to withold the standards required to have a truly civil and virtuous society. As Rand and Hobbes made so emminantly clear, humans are born evil and selfish, if we don’t have some, addmittedly draconian, laws in place, could you imagine the state of anarchy we would quickly fall into?
As a bonus, if divorce is illegal, then destroying hetero marriages will HAVE to be crossed off the gay agenda.
withhold, uphold, whatever…
AHHHH, Crystal is going to lock us all in our houses and take over the world…with love…Honey I hope things have not gotten so bad that you could take any thing we are saying seriously…seriously! Sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the new Pink! Wear it proudly.
The gays are coming for your marriages. AND WE’RE GOING TO EAT THEM!
Keep trying, John! It’s still not batshit insane enough to pass for God’s Own Party Rethuglicanism.M
Wives, obey your husbands! Husbands, obey God! Make use of God’s only use for a Christian woman and use your wife to beget a full quiver of obedient Christian children! And don’t ever ever beat your wife or children unless they’re not right with God or with the Godly rules that you as High Priest of your family can dictate.
Keep the faith and be manly!
I am God and I approve this message.
It’s true, it’s all part of our evil plan
OH … MY … (?) umm, NATURE, EVOLUTION ETC!!! (as there is no god, it’s getting hard to find a suitable replacement)
I started reading these posts and wondered what century I’d been thrown back to lol. ‘Joe the plumber’, you had me totally going for a minute there lmao. You too huh, Crystal
Ah but then I realised this was a spin off from ‘Mad TV” right? … Right? umm, anyone? You’re all just hamming it up. BRILLIANT, BLOODY BRILLIANT hahahaha.
Keep it up guys, I’ll be back for more
I think you have it!
But hey! Have you SEEN some of the stuff actually posted as genuine thought and sincere belief on certain sites? Man, I just can’t believe how distorted some peoples vision is. Now, as a ‘flat earth society’ member, I get a good deal of ridicule from certain quarters. But I know they’re just undercover agents of the discreet ‘higher government, in league with alien representatives, trying to undermine our freedom and assert world domination through stifling our GOD GIVEN spiritualistic perceptions by which we navigate this hostile, heathen earthly plane until the mother ship of the true creators ‘comes again’…….
So they don’t bother me too much
When will people realize…In order for there to be gay divorces there has to be gay marriages first. Why is the divorce rate up? Blame the heteros for this!
Seriously, don’t you think the whole problem really started with cabbage babies? LOL
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