So we had a t-shirt design contest that didn’t go quite as well as I hoped, in that there were only two entries.
Both entries had some funny slogans, but both were lacking a bit in the “design” portion of the t-shirt design contest. So I slaved over a hot PC the past few days and came up with some new designs of my own. The two guys who worked hard to get me some designs will each get a classic RescueMarriage t-shirt, or some swag to be determined later.
The first shirt design is a tribute to the “little fillies” in our lives and their determination to hold on tight with both legs as their marriage bucks and thrusts beneath them.
The Matrimony Pony
The second design is the official event shirt for The Wedding March on the Capitol.
The Wedding March on the Capitol
Both of these designs will be available on a variety of clothing and other items in the next few days.
John Marcotte is a firm believer in traditional family values. He currently opposes government-funded death panels, Obama talking to children and MSNBC's entire prime-time line-up. 
When it comes to artistic talent, I’m in the crude, stick-figure league!
Magnetic bumper stickers, Please!
While I believe marriage shall be eternal; I don’t think a bumper sticker should be!
you people are so closed minded…..wake up and smell the new generation….we are in 2009. Society is changing and it will keep changing. Get over yourselves, a person should marry because of love, it doesn’t matter who marries as long as they do it for the right reason. Stay out of other peoples lives and fix your own. The generation of 2009 will not let you people tell others how to live there lives…so open your eyes and if you don’t want to and are still being ignorant well then start getting use to it…or stay in your house and never come out…!!!!!!! power to freedom, and freedom of religion, power to love. Adulturyis caused by 70% of straight marriages and the reason why the divorce rate is up is all thanks to straights…do your math!!!!
Adulturyis? With freedom comes the responsibilty to behave responsibly. Marriage needs more than love to sustain it, and irresponsible, wonton behavior has been the downfall of most extinct societies. Wanting to behave a certain way does not make it right or in the best interest of a society. And by the way, we are fully awake and exercising our right of free speech.
I agree. The lust for Chinese appetizers was the downfall of many civilizations.
Anyone that is really ready to get married shouldnt need a divorce, thats what you are overlooking. We are trying to stop people who arent really in love from making the mistake in the first place. A marriage is a contract with god, why should you be able to break this contract if you were givin the chance to back out of the contract on your wedding day! Til death do us part isnt justt some jargain they threw in there, its for real.
Come on guys leave something for the satirists to work with. your t-shirt is going to display a voluptous woman with half open blouse riding a bucking horse and you admire her “determination to hold on tight with both legs…” We are not laughing WITH you. Seriously, you couldn’t make this stuff up.
The gays are coming for your marriages. AND WE’RE GOING TO EAT THEM!
“I’m still ridin’ the Matrimony Pony!”
“I get beat by my husband, but I sure do love him! I know he loves me too!”
“I love knowing I am legally trapped in a marriage in which I am physically and emotionally abused!”
“I love not being able to gain legal asylum from my abusive husband, and being counseled by religious doctrine that encourages me to stay in this nightmare of a marriage and ‘honor thy husband’ because I, as a woman, am inferior to my male counterpart and should just shut up and be a good wife!”
“GOD BLESS AMERICA!”
You know, I like this site. I should follow it. I can sleep with whatever woman I want, come home, and my wife will still hate me, but hey, at least she can’t get a divorce! Her paycheck stays mine, plus I can ram cheap floozies from here to mexico and never have to worry about the consequences! Sex, cocaine, hash, weed, and hookers galore!
Thank you anti-divorce team, we love you <3
Remember: Marriage is about a ring and a stupid piece of paper that says you’re married. Signed by the state. Ordaned by a guy that read a few chapters from a bible and claims to be a priest (cuz you know how holy they are when they place their big hands over the alter boy’s little hands), and I’m bound to some chick that might want to just rape my wallet for whatever she wants, just because I have cash?
Your website comes over as a religious zealot of a site.
Really. Jesus still loves you even if you get a divorce, just not as much?????
Yeah, you’ll go great at the next church picnic. You know what?
THE INTERNETS DUZ NOT PROTECT YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH RIGHT.
Freedom of Speech is only protected in the COURT OF LAW.
Therefore, shove your hypocritical garbage up your unused assholes.
Fucking morman mother fucks.
BTW: The internets is not covered by the American Constitution, therefore, you’re site sucks. Furthermore, how can you even believe in god, srsly? No, like seriously. It’s almost 2010 and you believe some booked proclaimed by MAN (remember not a god) that this book is the WORD OF GAWD. Who knows, hell might not be that bad of a place. The bible is a bunch of propeganda and lies that was told you to by the ROMANS AND JEWS (fuckin jews)and you people actually believe that garbage? Then you believe it sooooooooooooooooooo much that you have to fucking make a website full of more propeganda and lies about something that means NOTHING anymore? Marriage is a scam and a lie. The only reason why people get married is for the RIGHTS that are given to a married couple, under their nation. Not because of “gawd” and his whatever. Seriously, fuck that “all mighty” being. What has he ever done for you? Let you live? Thank your horny dad for that one. He felt frisky and told your mom to fucking bend over because this one is going to fucking hurt.
Good job on existing and wasting tons of people’s time. You really are a bunch of fags, though. I have an idea, let’s just have a bunch of gay sex together and just fuck this marraige thing, what do you guys say? R U WIT ME?
Even in satire — you can’t say that on my site.
-The Management
Whoa! I know some people are extreme to both ends here, right and left, but I think you took that too far. The N-word has no place here. MODERATOR!!!!
If Love
A tee-shirt with the catchy “You weren’t born divorced” slogan with some sort of imagery like a couple with their backs to each other and a baby between them would be good. I do particularly like that slogan myself.
You weren’t born married…
I wasn’t born…
You are my hero. I love this site and how it ruffles feathers. How can anyone not see this is satire, what with the matrimony pony and all? Read about you on msnbc, good stuff. Joining your facebook page now, all the way from Texas.
I first heard of this proposition about 5 minutes ago. I read the article on NPR’s website, and it pretty much made my day.
I’d love a t-shirt reading something along the lines of, “2010 Marriage Protection Act: because sin is rooted in civil liberty”, mostly because this idea isn’t spread out widely enough in WI (for obvious reasons) that people would automatically realize that the classic t-shirt is satirical.
I just now found out about all this, so let me see if I can come up with anything for you. I love a challenge!
Oops! My other comment populated my mom’s email address instead of mine! Disregard that one! LOL I’d delete the comment if I could. Off to brainstorm t-shirt designs.
How about I <3 Divorce. It's catchy, don't you think?
Great site! Keep it up!