Right-minded parents from the pioneering civil rights state of Mississippi sent lesbian high-schooler Constance McMillen to an elaborately constructed “fake” prom with only five other students — at least two of whom were special-needs kids. You see if they send her to a “fake” prom, maybe she will turn into a “fake” lesbian. Then the bad thoughts will finally go away, and the parents can stop trolling interstate rest stops on the weekend.
The school was already warned to include Constance, and the only reason a court order was not issued was that it was assumed Constance had really been invited to the prom this time. The ACLU will likely sue the district again on Constance’s behalf. What no one has bothered to consider is that top scientists are still unsure how one catches “the gay.” It is quite possible that it is visually transmitted. If students were allowed to gaze upon unfettered lesbian love, we might lose an entire generation. Perhaps they could pass out special glasses, like the kind you use to view solar eclipses.
Now a sacred event — which inevitably ends with inexperienced fumbling underneath the bleachers leading to Pabst-fueled premature ejaculations and out-of-wedlock children — will have its sanctity preserved like the Lord intended.
John Marcotte is a firm believer in traditional family values. He currently opposes government-funded death panels, Obama talking to children and MSNBC's entire prime-time line-up. 
I’m afraid of catching Teh Gay just by reading her side of the story.
you cant even speel how do you know your not gay stupid MF.
Mike, you might want to do a spelling and grammar check yourself.
This is Mississippi, not surprising.
Apparently you can’t ‘SPELL’ either… People in glass houses should not throw stones.
Seriously? You don’t have one word spelled right here.
This is sad. She should have been allowed to go to her real prom. If people think that you can catch “The Gay” they must have brains the size of a pea. Being a homosexual is not a choice, it’s the way you are and if someone wants to try and change that about themselves I think it’s a insecurity. Then people who tell others it’s wrong to be a homosexual are like the people who tell others they’re going to hell because they (the other person) don’t have the same religion or beliefs as themselves.
thanks katharine,yes i misspelled the word but you get the idea don’t you.your not god so quit trying to play the part.
i completely agree with you katharine. well said
“WAH, I’m gay so I can’t marry who I want…WAH!”
I wanted to marry a super model, but that’s not happening either. It’s life, get used to it, you don’t always get what you want,…now…back in the closet with you!
Bob,
The reason you can’t marry a super model is because no super model WANTS to marry you. Two gay people who WANT to marry each other can’t because of a silly, dated, and soon-to-be changed law.
Gay marriage will be legalized, so I suggest you close-minded assholes get used to the idea or spend the rest of your lives pissed off.
Live and let live.
haha wow bob your ignorance amazes me.
you are missing the concept entirely.
if this super model that you speak of happens to amazingly like the disgusting filth that you are, you would at least be ENTITLED to the RIGHT of marrying her.
where as, homosexuals are completely denied this right. this is wrong, immoral and has to change
Good grief! You’re not even responding to the correct person, Mike. You a troll, or what? Yes, you’re obviously a troll.
Bob – Truly? That’s your argument?
Anyway, I hope the ACLU does sue the school, and is spectacularly successful. It should cost to be ignorant.
That lesbian sure uses a lot of eye liner – it that The Sign? Is that how they tell each other? Letting other girls – girls questioning their heterosexuality – see all that unfeminine kind of make up would probably be bad for them – leading them down the slippery slope of lesbianism, body hair, and women’s basketball. What can be done about it?! should she be made to wear a veil? a sun-bonnet?
Great Job, You kept a lesbian and two retards for attending the prom, next year you can also exclude negros jews and wetbacks. keep up the good work. ( what did i say anyting wrong?)
I wear a lot of eye makeup. I’ve been married for 17 years and have two children. I didn’t know I was gay! My whole life has been a lie! Oh no!
*eye roll*
You see! That’s how it starts! How do you KNOW those 2 children are yours?
“WAH, I’m gay so I can’t marry who I want…WAH!”
I wanted to marry a super model, but that’s not happening either. It’s life, get used to it, you don’t always get what you want,…now…back in the closet with you!
the reason your not marring a super model is because “she dont want you”.This in not because a government policy telling one group how to live and not live. Wow how heartless.
John Marcotte He currently opposes government-funded death panels, Obama talking to children
John Marcotte, is against goverment funded death panels (that does not exist) but it seem he has little problem with private death panels of insurance company the found ways to deny coverage with people cancer.
hmmm.
He does not want Obama to tell children to work hard in school. Is the problem John is against an educated public or that Obama is black? Was he against Reagan when he address school children? I he was then he against education, if not then it is because Obama is black.
An all lesbian prom sounds a little fishy to me…
An all lesbian prom sounds totally hot to me! I think I saw that on skinnamax once.