Recently, Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe presented a clear argument that should give anyone considering granting equal rights to gays pause: tolerating gay people causes zombies.
He thinks the issue of sexual preference should be excluded from the new constitution that is being drawn up by parties represented in the government of national unity.
“It is not worthy of discussion,” he declared at a ceremony to mark Women’s Day recently. “Those that engage in such acts are insane. We cannot tolerate this, otherwise the dead will rise against us.”
Source: Global Post
Add this to the revelation a few weeks ago that women who dress slutty cause earthquakes, and Pat Robertson’s time-tested findings that Disney’s “Gay Days” cause hurricanes, and it is clear that we must deny gays as many rights as possible. If letting a lesbian ride the Matterhorn causes coastal flooding and giving them equal protection under the law causes the dead to rise from their graves, I’m positive that allowing gay people to marry would cause widespread bursitis … or maybe a plague of impeccably dressed wolf-men who shop exclusively at Pier 1.
To see how another blogger recently tempted fate and divine retribution with her cleavage, click on the link below. I recommend reading it as a cautionary tale — and also clicking around the site for pictures of boobs:
Although I didn’t notice any earthquakes, it did rain a lot recently. That has to be someone’s fault, so I’m blaming her fun bags