We live in frightening times. In New York they are building an Islamic cultural center (or “victory/death mosque”) based on the YMCA. Have you ever been inside the locker-room in a YMCA? All this so-called “cultural center” is doing is providing me with yet another place where I can accidentally see some old guy’s junk — and that terrifies me.

But the real people we need to be afraid of are divorcees. They are destroying the very moral fabric of this country. Our Founding Fathers didn’t get divorced! They bought slaves and had sex with them, but they didn’t get divorced! And that’s important.

The liberal elites want us to be “reasonable.” They want us to tone our rhetoric down. If we lost all of our irrational fear, how would we know who to blindly vote against?

That’s why Rescue Marriage will be proudly and angrily shouting in Washington, D.C., on October 30th, with Stephen Colbert to drown out the voices of reason and keep fear alive!

If you want to join us in D.C., join our event on Facebook, or drop us a line by e-mail: info@rescumarriage.org. As details of the rally are revealed, we’ll keep you in the loop about where we are meeting and what we are planning.

I’d also recommend picking up a shirt, because they will know us by our catchy slogans.

We’re also starting a fundraiser for the event on the right with a goal to raise $1000 to buy t-shirts, buttons and signs to give away at the rally to spread our message of fear and intolerance of divorce far and wide. Please donate if you can.