Author Archives: John Marcotte

About John Marcotte

John Marcotte is a firm believer in traditional family values. He currently opposes government-funded death panels, Obama talking to children and MSNBC's entire prime-time line-up.

Newt Gingrich Stands Up for Family Values

Posted on March 16, 2011 by John Marcotte

Desperately tries to repeal gay marriage before he is forced to bang another staffer. Continue reading →

Posted in Divorce, Gay Marriage, Main | 8 Comments

The March to Keep Fear (of Divorce) Alive

Posted on September 18, 2010 by John Marcotte

We’re putting together a group to represent our traditional fear-based values at the “March to Keep Fear Alive” in Washington, D.C. on October 31st. Join us. Continue reading →

Posted in Main, Press, Values | 11 Comments

Gay pirates threaten sanctity of traditional peer-to-peer networks

Posted on August 18, 2010 by John Marcotte

What’s long and hard and full of “sea men?” A pirate ship. A gay pirate ship. Continue reading →

Posted in Main, Values | 12 Comments

Petitions are here

Posted on July 29, 2010 by John Marcotte

Morality comes in both letter- and legal-sized doses. Continue reading →

Posted in Initiative, Main | 10 Comments

Bachelor revealed to have “gay tendencies”

Posted on June 30, 2010 by John Marcotte

Makes mockery of game-show-based traditional marriage Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to California

Posted on June 5, 2010 by John Marcotte

From the poster child for abuse of the system Continue reading →

Posted in Initiative | 29 Comments

George Alan Rekers: Hetero Hero

Posted on May 9, 2010 by John Marcotte

Let he who hasn’t hired a “travel assistant” from a gay escort site cast the first stone. Continue reading →

Posted in Main, Religion, Values | Tagged , , | 15 Comments

Gay zombie apocalypse

Posted on April 28, 2010 by John Marcotte

Gay people cause the undead to rise, just like Anne Rice predicted Continue reading →

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Larry King mounts a fresh assault on the sanctity of marriage

Posted on April 15, 2010 by John Marcotte

Divorce number eight is on the way after sleeping with his wife’s sister. Really. We’re not making this up. Continue reading →

Posted in Divorce, Main | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Mike Huckabee is not an incestuous, drug-using, puppy-raper

Posted on April 12, 2010 by John Marcotte

Finally, he clears the air about his stance on family values. Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Main, Values | Tagged , , , , , , , | 10 Comments