Category Archives: Main
Newt Gingrich Stands Up for Family Values
Desperately tries to repeal gay marriage before he is forced to bang another staffer. Continue reading
Posted in Divorce, Gay Marriage, Main
8 Comments
The March to Keep Fear (of Divorce) Alive
We’re putting together a group to represent our traditional fear-based values at the “March to Keep Fear Alive” in Washington, D.C. on October 31st. Join us. Continue reading
Posted in Main, Press, Values
11 Comments
Gay pirates threaten sanctity of traditional peer-to-peer networks
What’s long and hard and full of “sea men?” A pirate ship. A gay pirate ship. Continue reading
Posted in Main, Values
12 Comments
Petitions are here
Morality comes in both letter- and legal-sized doses. Continue reading
Posted in Initiative, Main
10 Comments
Bachelor revealed to have “gay tendencies”
Makes mockery of game-show-based traditional marriage Continue reading
Posted in Main, Values
Tagged game show, gay, gay tendencies, huffington post, Jake Pavelka, The Bachelor, Vienna
12 Comments
George Alan Rekers: Hetero Hero
Let he who hasn’t hired a “travel assistant” from a gay escort site cast the first stone. Continue reading
Gay zombie apocalypse
Gay people cause the undead to rise, just like Anne Rice predicted Continue reading
Posted in Main, Values
Tagged gay rights, mugabe, pat robertson, undead, zimbabwe, zombies
7 Comments
Larry King mounts a fresh assault on the sanctity of marriage
Divorce number eight is on the way after sleeping with his wife’s sister. Really. We’re not making this up. Continue reading
Mike Huckabee is not an incestuous, drug-using, puppy-raper
Finally, he clears the air about his stance on family values. Continue reading
Posted in Gay Marriage, Main, Values
Tagged adoption, drug user, Gay Marriage, gay rights, huckabee, incest, mike huckabee, polygamy
10 Comments
California scientists forced to stop research on “the gay”
1950′s law classified gays as “sexual deviants” and required research for a cure Continue reading
