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Newt Gingrich Stands Up for Family Values
Posted on March 16, 2011 | 6 CommentsDesperately tries to repeal gay marriage before he is forced to bang another staffer. -
The March to Keep Fear (of Divorce) Alive
Posted on September 18, 2010 | 7 CommentsWe're putting together a group to represent our traditional fear-based values at the "March to Keep Fear Alive" in Washington, D.C. on October 31st. Join us. -
Gay pirates threaten sanctity of traditional peer-to-peer networks
Posted on August 18, 2010 | 12 CommentsWhat's long and hard and full of "sea men?" A pirate ship. A gay pirate ship. -
Petitions are here
Posted on July 29, 2010 | 10 CommentsMorality comes in both letter- and legal-sized doses. -
Bachelor revealed to have “gay tendencies”
Posted on June 30, 2010 | 12 CommentsMakes mockery of game-show-based traditional marriage -
George Alan Rekers: Hetero Hero
Posted on May 9, 2010 | 15 CommentsLet he who hasn't hired a "travel assistant" from a gay escort site cast the first stone. -
Gay zombie apocalypse
Posted on April 28, 2010 | 7 CommentsGay people cause the undead to rise, just like Anne Rice predicted -
Larry King mounts a fresh assault on the sanctity of marriage
Posted on April 15, 2010 | 6 CommentsDivorce number eight is on the way after sleeping with his wife's sister. Really. We're not making this up. -
Mike Huckabee is not an incestuous, drug-using, puppy-raper
Posted on April 12, 2010 | 9 CommentsFinally, he clears the air about his stance on family values. -
California scientists forced to stop research on “the gay”
Posted on April 8, 2010 | 16 Comments1950's law classified gays as "sexual deviants" and required research for a cure
