Five years after becoming the first state in the union to legalize gay marriage, Massachusetts remains the state with the lowest divorce rate in the country, thanks to the dedication and perseverance of its embattled straight population.

Actually, according to provisional data, Massachusetts’ divorce rate dropped from 2.3 per 1,000 in 2007 to 2.0 per 1,000 in 2008 — a rate not seen at the national level since before the onset of World War II. (source Bay Windows)

But, like the calm before the storm, it is only a matter of time before marriages start dropping like flies as heterosexual couples realize that if gay people are allowed to marry, it completely devalues the vows they took before God and family.